Well, there we were on a gruelling three day shoot making an educational mini-movie in the Subic Bay Freeport rainforest. The movie was about a merchant ship disaster. With that heart-dropping inevitability one becomes accustomed to, there was a karaoke bar nearby, that Japanese revenge for Hiroshima. As chance would have it, as we were shooting, the theme tune to Titanic was being sung the Welsh way – too loud, too often, and flat. Only in the Philippines!