New Book – Chew The Dogs

If you enjoy Bob’s writings you’ll enjoy his new book, Chew The Bones: Maddog Essays On Philippine History, Bob Couttie’s third book,now available on Amazon.

Says the blurb: “Take a time-travelling journey of a thousand years of adventure and romance as you explore the unknown highways, byways and strange ways of an almost forgotten world. Dip into a unique, eye-opening collection of true stories they didn’t tell you at school. In this world slaves get benefits worthy of a corporate highflier. A redhaired hard-to-handle Hong Kong-born Irish teenager marries a man determined to change his country’s destiny. England’s Queen Victoria is given the world’s most expensive wedding dress, made by Filipinos. The last cavalry charge in American history begins with a hangover as the first Japanese bombs drop on the Philippines. A Scots-American widow find a new purpose protecting and building lives for the indigenous Aeta people of the Zambales Mountains.”

A review says: “Bob Couttie writes with an absorbing, lively sense of fun, fascination and scrupulous research. You come away from this book with a feeling for the romance and adventure that made, and is making, the Philippines what it is today.”

It is available immediately from Amazon here

If you live in the Philippines, a special low-cost edition is available and you can get a personalised signed copy for just 300 pesos

To order one, email bcouttie@gmail.com


The Reel LM Johnson and Philippine Independence

Shortly after I published this piece I came across a significant piece of information, so standby. Really significant. Don’t go away.

In an article in the Philippine newspaper Inquirer of 13 June 2012, Rodel Rodis wrote: “Dewey, under specific orders from Navy Undersecretary Theodore Roosevelt to not make any commitments to Philippine independence, dispatched an artillery colonel, L.M. Johnson, to represent him….”

Dewey did no such thing. Johnson’s identity has generated a number of fallacies, from being Dewey’s secretary to being a US Army colonel to being a retired US Army veteran. He was none of these, he may not even have been a United States citizen,  and as is often the case with fallacies his real story is far more interesting. In October 1898, for instance, he was arrested for smuggling arms to Aguinaldo. I bet that wasn’t in your history book!

Would a US Army Colonel be a mere secretary to a US Navy Commodore? Vanishingly unlikely.

So what do we really know about a man whose sole claim to fame is that he signed the Philippine Declaration of Independence?

According to RM Taylor’s The Philippine Insurrection Against the United States: “(Aguinaldo sent invitations to Dewey, who did not come to the declaration) It was, however, important to Aguinaldo that some American should be there whom the assembled people would consider a representative of the United States. “Colonel” Johnson, ex-hotel keeper of Shanghai, who was in the Philippines exhibiting a cinematograph [Davis cite here], kindly consented to appear on this occasion as Aguinaldo’s chief of artillery and the representative of the North American nation. His name does not appear subsequently among the papers of Aguinaldo. It is possible that his position as a colonel and chief of artillery was a merely temporary one which enabled him to appear in a uniform which would befit the character of the representative of a great people upon so solemn an occasion.” (Page 55).

Taylor was citing an 1899 book, “Our Conquests in the Pacific by Oscar King Davis, a correspondent for the New York Sun  who arrived in Manila aboard the UST Australia with General Anderson on 1 July 1898. That actual mention of Johnson gives far more information about Johnson, which cross-references with other known information about him and suggests that Taylor was being somewhat disingenuous in his analysis of why Johnson was feted at Malolos and supposedly signed the declaration.

Other than the mention of Johnson in the Declaration of Independence, that is about as far as ever gets into the history books. Taylor is wrong on several counts.

If we follow up Taylor’s citation, from Oscar King Davis’s we find this brief gem of information:

… on the morning of the 6th (July, 1898) we started, five newspaper men, an interpreter, and ” Colonel” Johnson, an American soldier of fortune, who is here as Aguinaldo’s chief of ordnance. He ran a hotel—the Astor House—in Shanghai for a while, and came down here on a cinematograph proposition. Now the insurgents are guarding his machine in Lipa, and he is showing them how to handle smooth-bore cannon here. We had with us Mr. Oharvet, a Frenchman, born in New York, who was Johnson’s partner in the cinematograph. He speaks Spanish fluently”. (Page 107)

By this time, then, the Declaration had been signed – on 12 June – and Johnson was actively fighting the Spanish under Aguinaldo.

So, let’s take a look at Mr. Johnson and how he came to play his role in the Philippine Revolution against Spain.

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Tallano – A Momentary Diversion

The consistency of impossible, misleading and fraudulent documents offered in support of the Tallano fraud, and there can be no other word for it,  seems to be the only consistent thing about them. While engaged in debating the problems of the entire Tallano story this photograph was shown by a Tallano proponent. Not only is the caption false but it does a real disservice to genuine Philippine history and two real figures important to the nation’s story.

Here is the photograph with the caption as provided:

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Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 11

And so we reach the final part of the examination of the document that lays at the heart of the Tallano claims, Oct 01-4.  The remainder of the alleged translation continues to present evidence of an incompetent fraud dressed up with a klutzy version of 1960s pseudo-legalistic language, ignorance of Philippine history and the protocols in use at the time.

Let us look at this last section:

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Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 10

So far we have established two options: Either the Original, unseen, document is fraudulent, or the allegedly accurate translation is nothing of the sort and is functionally meaningless.  Or both. OCT 01-4 would have been in both English and maybe Spanish. Neither version is available for study and verification. If they ever actually existed. The preamble, for instance, contains references to things that did not exist until half a century to a century after the date on which the document was signed.

A less patient person might have already thrown the document at the wall after the anachronisms and impossibilities of the preamble alone. But let us take the time to study the main body of the text: the areas of the Philippine archipelago claimed by the Tallanos. As we shall see there is one part of the archipelago to which, by omission, the document does not lay claim. It is a strange omission, but one entirely explicable.

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Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 9

Before we get into the main body of OCT 01-4 it is perhaps worth a short detour to look at a name in that preamble: Princess  Rowena Maria Elizabeth Overbeck McLeod of Austria. It is, to say the least, odd to find the names Overbeck and McLeod in a document dated 1764, even by the standards of the Tallano canon.

Of course, ‘Princess’ might merely have been her given name. While not unusual in the present-day Philippines it would have been very unusual in the 18th century with its concern with rank and privilege. It may have been a rank acquired when she, if she existed, married the claimant to the throne of the Philippines, but that is unlikely since the ‘of Austria’ indicated she was a princess of Austria. Continue reading “Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 9”

Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 8

As the song goes, in the Sound of Music, let us start at the very beginning, it’s a very good place to start. The very first line of the document indicates a very poor and inaccurate translation, despite assurances of the authenticity of the translation, or a document that is fraudulent and written by someone entirely unfamiliar with British history or the nomenclature in use at the time.

Or that Dawssonne Drake was ignorant of the correct terminology for the period. Certainly, Drake was born far away from Britain, in India, but he was an employee of the East Indian Company, under which auspices he governed Manila and it is unlikely that he would have made such a fluff as to refer, in the very first line of the document, to the ‘Royal Crown of England’.

First, in no formal document invoking any monarch, is the term Royal Crown used. It is simply ‘The Crown’. Since at least the Act of Union in 1707,  the British monarch was, at that time, the king of England, Scotland and Wales.  The term ‘Royal Crown of England’ is, therefore, a glaring anachronism not in use for several centuries before the dating of the document.

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Interrogating Tallano – Is the Philippines the richest country in the world? Part 7

Sadly, it is not possible to assess the authenticity of the document central to the Tallano claim of ownership of the entire archipelago of the Philippines. It has never been submitted in court proceedings, there is no image of it in court filings and it has never been studied by historians or forensic document analysts. Although an addendum to the 1965 translation says it is authentic it is unclear what ‘authentic’ means in this case. It may mean that the translation entered into court is an authentic copy of what was entered into court, it may mean the original document upon which the translation is based is authentic. In other words, the certification is so ambiguous that it is meaningless.

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